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Lisa Yee's 42nd Annual Bodacious Book Contest!!!
Yes! Yes! It's that time o' year again . . . LISA YEE'S 42nd ANNUAL BODACIOUS BOOK CONTEST!!!!



In the past, we rhymed words to make a new title. Out of the zillions of entries this was the winner . . .
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THE FIREPOWER OF LUCKY
Confused by what she overhears at AA meetings, and frustrated by controversy surrounding the ALA, a little girl seeks comfort in the NRA.

We've changed a single letter to make something new. Out of the ravillion entries the judges picked . . .
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BILLY'S PURPLE PLASTIC PURSE
When Billy brings his latest fashion accessory to school, Mr Slinger helps the kindergarten class understand that it's okay for Billy to march to the beat of a different drummer.

This year we're up to something different . . . book SUMMARIES . . . in Six Words!!! (I was inspired by SIX WORD MEMOIRS where people pen their life story in six words.)

Only, here's our version and your assignment . . .

1. Select a children's/young adult book that most people are familiar with (it's okay if someone else has selected the same book)

2. Think, think, think . . . then in SIX WORDS sum up the ENTIRE STORY or convey the ESSENCE of the story.

3. Submit the title and your summary to this LIVE JOURNAL** blog under COMMENTS (if are not registered to Live Journal, that's okay -- just include your name)

Examples:
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Book: Old Yeller
Summary: Good dog. Bad dog. Dead dog.


Book: The Giving Tree
Summary: Boy abuses tree for personal gain.


Book: Twilight
Summary: All because she smelled really good.

Who will be the judge of your work? Past celebrity judges have included Newbery Award judges, high powered literary agents, Newbery winners, NY Times Bestselling illustrators, and more. This year's judges will be revealed on a later blog.

And as always, we have FABULOUS prizes, which will include, but are not limited to and may change, an autographed copy of BOBBY VS. GIRLS (ACCIDENTALLY), an autographed copy of ABSOLUTELY MAYBE, a nice collection of ostrich egg jelly beans, an orange that sat in my office for so long it petrified, some pom poms, and a plastic frog.

(Disclaimer: Peep not included. Objects are bigger than they appear.)

The contest will run about a week or maybe a little more. Ready . . . set . . . go . . . !!!!

(**Facebook people, MySpace people and Red Room people, others, PLEASE POST ALL ENTRIES ON THE LIVE JOURNAL SITE. Only LiveJournal entries will be considered.)


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[info]davidlubar
2009-10-25 12:53 pm UTC (link)
Book: In the Night Kitchen
Summary: Voyeur boy. Hardy Baker. Got milk?

Not all that good, but I wanted to be first.

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LMAO @ your summaries!
[info]skepticgal
2009-10-25 02:24 pm UTC (link)
I honestly don't think I can beat those...

Ok, here's one:

Book: The Cricket in Times Square
Summary: Out of place, out of song.


Here's a second:

Book: Mary Poppins
Summary: Everyone loves a grouchy, vain nanny.


May I do a third?

Book: Little Women
Summary: Four sisters and one civil war.

And a forth?

Book: Little Bear
Summary: An under-aged ursid undergoes under-whelming adventures.

I hope I at least win a consolation prize of a petrified orange....

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[info]reallyginnyf
2009-10-25 05:50 pm UTC (link)
Book: If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
Summary: Don't give a mouse a cookie.

And not really a summary, but more of a review...

Book: Charlotte's Web
Summary: Made me crave a bacon sandwich.

Edited at 2009-10-25 06:02 pm UTC

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[info]scatterbeams.wordpress.com
2009-10-30 06:16 pm UTC (link)
I saw this while at Starbucks. I laughed so hard when I read these two that everyone looked - and then I snorted chai tea out my nose. Still, totally worth it. Thank you for that.

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(no subject) - [info]reallyginnyf, 2009-10-31 02:42 pm UTC

[info]eileenrosnbloom
2009-10-25 06:05 pm UTC (link)
Book: Harriet the Spy
Summary: Girl learns lesson: Writers never prosper.

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[info]proseandkahn
2009-10-25 09:24 pm UTC (link)
I just finished listening to two books this weekend:

The Secret Language of Girls by Frances O'Roark Dowel: Kate, Marylin, best friends, not friends.

And Another Thing by Eoin Colfer: Where Arthur Dent goes, Vogons follow.

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story in 6 words
(Anonymous)
2009-10-25 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Where the Wild Things Are--wild kid meets monsters, still loved! N.B. Smith

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An Abudance of Katherines
(Anonymous)
2009-10-25 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Prodigious anagamer, prolific dumpee Pubescent frolics.

Denise Neary

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[info]karenbschwartz
2009-10-26 12:12 am UTC (link)
Book: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Summary: Five Kids Get Their Just Desserts

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(Anonymous)
2009-10-26 09:43 am UTC (link)
ha ha ha

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(no subject) - [info]scatterbeams.wordpress.com, 2009-10-30 06:17 pm UTC
Love You Forever by Robert Munsch
[info]alixwrites
2009-10-26 01:03 am UTC (link)
Mom's at the window! Help! Police!

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Re: Love You Forever by Robert Munsch
[info]reallyginnyf
2009-10-26 05:47 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHA! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that book was creepy!

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Re: Love You Forever by Robert Munsch - [info]alixwrites, 2009-10-26 06:30 pm UTC

[info]foolinpajamas
2009-10-26 01:42 am UTC (link)
Book: The City of Ember

Summary: Save the city before lights out.


Monica

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[info]kellyrfineman
2009-10-26 02:53 am UTC (link)
WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE
Max leads wild rumpus, eats food.

GOOD NIGHT, MOON
Good night. I said good night.

THE BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA
The bridge is out. Woe.

THE RAINBOW FISH
You can buy friends after all!

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Summaries
(Anonymous)
2009-10-26 09:16 am UTC (link)

Title: The Cat in the Hat Comes Back!
Summary: cat in hat comes back (really)

Title: Green Eggs and Ham
Summary: Would You? Could You? Puke. OK!

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Re: Summaries
(Anonymous)
2009-10-26 09:17 am UTC (link)
Dave Peterzell

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Re: Summaries - (Anonymous), 2009-10-26 09:26 am UTC
Re: Summaries - (Anonymous), 2009-10-26 09:35 am UTC
Re: Summaries - (Anonymous), 2009-10-26 09:43 am UTC
Jeanne K
(Anonymous)
2009-10-26 01:44 pm UTC (link)
Some of my favorite books:

PLAY WITH ME
Play hard to get, get kissed.

GILBERTO AND THE WIND
The wind can be a jerk.

ALL OF A KIND FAMILY
Pack of roving sisters terrorize Manhattan.

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Re: Jeanne K
(Anonymous)
2009-10-26 03:49 pm UTC (link)
Whoops, it should be:

ALL OF A KIND FAMILY
Roving pack of sisters terrorizes Manhattan.

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Re: Jeanne K - (Anonymous), 2009-11-06 04:20 am UTC

[info]mike_jung
2009-10-26 02:56 pm UTC (link)
THE RUNAWAY BUNNY
Give it up, there's no escape.

FROG AND TOAD ARE FRIENDS
Optimistic frog, pessismistic toad, codependent friendship.

HAROLD AND THE PURPLE CRAYON
Boy with crayon experiences intense hallucinations.

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[info]scatterbeams.wordpress.com
2009-10-30 06:19 pm UTC (link)
Every one, spot on - The Runaway Bunny had me snorting as above. Either my manners need work, or I need to put down the chai until I'm done here.

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[info]bethgreenway
2009-10-26 05:09 pm UTC (link)
FANCY NANCY
Future recovery of the American economy.

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Entries
[info]eluper
2009-10-26 05:45 pm UTC (link)
Title 1: Click, Clack, Moo, Cows That Type
Summary: Study of unions and labor relations.

Title 2:Walter the Farting Dog
Summary: Jeez, just read the stinking title!

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The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
[info]alixwrites
2009-10-26 06:34 pm UTC (link)
He should have sold the chocolates.

OR

Dare disturb the universe? No way.

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Contest
(Anonymous)
2009-10-26 06:46 pm UTC (link)
Any of the Harry Potter books:

Why won't Voldemort just die already?

Pat Zietlow Miller
www.patzietlowmiller.com

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[info]bethgreenway
2009-10-26 07:12 pm UTC (link)
SKIPPYJON JONES
Experimental feline drugs show mixed results.

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Contest
(Anonymous)
2009-10-26 07:47 pm UTC (link)
Charlotte's Web: Pig in distress rescued by damsels.
The Hobbit: Previously unadventurous halfling battles dragon, wins.

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Re: Contest
(Anonymous)
2009-10-26 07:48 pm UTC (link)
Whoops - forgot my name. Shannon Brewer :)

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(Anonymous)
2009-10-27 11:11 am UTC (link)
HOLES . . .
Dig it: Boy reversed family curse.

TOAD RAGE . . .
Pissed off toad hits the road.

THE THREE LITTLE PIGS . . .
Housing bubble bursts; wolf evicts pigs.

Lisa, thanks for the fun contest.
Six word limit makes judges smile.
Off to pen six word novels. :)

Donna
www.donnagephart.blogspot.com

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contest
[info]kaethed
2009-10-27 12:19 pm UTC (link)
SCARLETT ANGELINA WOLVERTON-MANNING
Fierce girl foils kidnapping plot. Urp.

ARE YOU MY MOTHER?
Newborn bird seeks attachment; fails, wins.

THE RUNAWAY BUNNY
Single mother relentlessly stalks escaping child.

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[info]bethgreenway
2009-10-27 12:53 pm UTC (link)
This is too much fun.

FLOTSAM
By David Who-needs-words Wiesner

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(Anonymous)
2009-10-28 08:16 am UTC (link)
Book: Chica Chica Boom Boom
Summary: Letters keep falling off coconut tree.

Robert Calixto

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(Anonymous)
2009-10-28 08:20 am UTC (link)
Book: Pinkaliscious
Summary: Eat pink. Drink pink. Become pink.


Robert Calixto
Facebook friend

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