Toothy
Some toothy thoughts.

1. If you crack your filling while chewing a piece of Blackjack gum, you will have to go to the . . .


(Actual photo of Dr. Jill, dentist/surfer)

2. While at the dentist/surfer you over hear conversation about how some people's teeth (not yours) look like they don't belong in their head. The minute you get in the car you take notes. You will use this in CHARM SCHOOL DROPOUT.


(Actual notes.)


3. You get home, ready to write. But discover that Puppy has been chewing, but not a piece of Blackjack gum . . .


(Actual puppy.)


4. Then you hear that KQED of San Francsico has uplinked/downloaded/radio-ized the the NPR show you are featured on. You include it in this blog, because the podcasterthingy you uploaded/downloaded a couple blogs ago wasn't the whole thing, plus you were spazzing out and it was sooooooo unprofessional.

5. You are still numb from the novocaine when Teen calls and keeps asking, "WHO is this?"

You keep saying, "Eth ur modder."


6. You do your first ever coming attractions blog.

COMING UP IN LISA'S NEXT BLOG, THIS MONDAY, A FUNNY, DRAMATIC, INFO-PACKED, FASCINATING, FEARLESS, OPRAH-ESQUE WITH A HINT OF LETTERMAN, INTERVIEW WITH THE TALENTED, TALL, PRINTZ-WINNING AUTHOR . . .


(Actual teeth of above-mentioned mystery author.)


7. And you decide that since 64,983 or more (or less) people entered your last photo caption contest, you will do another one soon. It will include a shot of you and editor Arthur Levine looking odd.

Stay tuned!!!